Melsmadness
Mel, here! Nothing much to see here besides probably cute things and whatever amuses me!

clientsfromhell:

Client: I threw out that black pen, it was out of ink.

Me: What black pen?

Client: The one that was lying on your tablet.

Me: You threw out my $150 Wacom pen?

Client: I tried writing with it and it didn’t work. It must’ve been out of ink.

aperriently-so:

Favorite Dan Howell Quotes:

  • Because I was the human fucking embodiment of Winne the Pooh, I chose not to say anything
  • I was waiting for Satan’s giant cock to erupt from the ground and fuck me up the ass
  • Did I  buy a fucking radioactive hamster?!
  • I was unintentionally Jesus, that’s what I’m saying here
  • So in conclusion, I would rather be anally sodomized by a cactus than go through US Airways again
  • My esophagus must literally be the size of a squirrel anus